laid

<noun> intercourse in which the agitating characteristics apparent from one's lack of a sex life are trumped; usually refers to the instance in which a repressed male is laid by a woman, and is particularly suggestive of sex where the woman takes up the dominate position of riding the male from on top.

(1) Man, you definitely need to get laid.

(2)<verb> She laid him out like Sunday's ironing.

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Laid

1. To of had sex, with anyone, him/her self, or anything else.
2. To have laid on the couch.
3. I don't know any other way's for LAID.

Refer To Top For Number Listings.
1. Carl:"Man I just got laid by the hot chick over there Joe...Yep she was good"
Joe: "Hey Carl, that's a guy..."

2. Stephany:"Why haven't you answered my calls?!"
Joe:"Because I found out you're a guy, and I laid on the couch and suddenly passed out..."

3. Random Person:"Any thing else I could use the word laid for?"

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laids

Combonation of Aids and Laid aids sex disease slut

Man, that girl is such a slut if she doesn't slow down she is going to get laids.

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Laid

To have sexual intercourses, in other words, having sex fucking the shit out of someone.

That bitch was the bomb, i cant to get with her and get laid again!!!

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Laid

To have a sexual moment usually with a girl or women of sexual attraction.

He got laid with the girl he met

The girl was on me last night I almost got laid

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Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

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Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.