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The fraternity for party going, pussy grinding total chads. Brothers of this fraternity are the best of the best. Also the only frat to drop a nuke.
Jessica: You’re dating a Lambda Chi Alpha? Luckiest girl in the world!
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A fraternity that will stop at nothing to let you know how unfratty you are. Once initiated you must you the phrase GDI at lease 3 times a day and play at least one game of volleyball (no shirts or girls allowed).
voice: You're such a GDI!
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: I dunno, must be a Lambda Chi Alpha
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A group of butt fucking cock suckers who pretend they're straight while circle jerking to Cold play music.
Josh is such a lambda chi alpha.
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A fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. They pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. Requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the President's balls to being willing to lick the President's balls.
Guy 1: Hey, I got initiated into Lambda Chi Alpha!
Guy 2: I didn't know you liked to lick balls.
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The most unanimously hated "fraternity" all across US college campuses. To men from reputable Greek organizations, LXA is a complete joke for a great number of reasons. They have only one founding father, who had previously founded ANOTHER fraternity (Lambda Pi), and shortly after he founded LXA he resigned his membership. They have a huge number of members; most got lured in by the promise of not having to do a traditional pledgeship (read: they are pussies). You can spot a lambda chi simply by looking for the affliction/tapout shirts, steroids, and gel-crusted hair.
I'm too much of a pussy to go through a real pledge period and want to be in a 'frat' while acting as unfratty as humanley possible. Looks like I'll be joining lambda chi alpha
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A Fraternity whose members have secret gay parties. They pretend to act straight by hitting on chicks all the time, but they're not fooling anyone. When the members are alone together they get naked and play homosexual games.
Loser: "Hey, I joined a fraternity"
Normal guy: "Yea, which one?"
Loser: "Lambda Chi Alpha"
Normal guy: "You're a fag"
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Lambda men are cute little short kings. Majority of them respects women. Never really had any roofie rumors. All good grades, but they are all kinda stupid. A lot of them could pull, but no one has ever heard of them being with a women. There are a couple of man whores though.
"Hey are you going to the Lambda Chi Alpha Dayge? It's their annual Olympics party."
"Of course I am! Rather go to Lambda then Pike Spike..."