Langs

A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.

Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK

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Lange

Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.

Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.

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lang

To be placed at the end of a sentence to make the statment untrue. Sort of like 'not'.

Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!

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Lang

The residual weed left over from an already vaporized bowl.

In order to produce this obviously a vaporizer must be used. After getting a vaporizer pack a full bowl of weed. Vaporize and Enjoy. After vaping, the leftover weed typically comes out a brownish to black color, but occasionally it's also slightly green. Some claim that there is still THC and resin left in this byproduct, which produces a mild high when smoked from a bong or pipe.

Lang can also sometimes be used in spliff in lieu of tobacco.

"Hey man you want to smoke this lang?"
"Brian there no THC left in the lang"
"I swear you still get a high from it"

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Lange

A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.

Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.

The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.

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lang

A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was nuth.

Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.

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Langing

When you chill out or relax somewhere you are "langing".

Person 1: What you up to tonight mate?
Person 2: Im just langing at mine at mine

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