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Hey bro, can you send me the link to that 2 girls 1 cup video?
I lank it to you 5 times already, you're sick.
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Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.
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The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".
I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...
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The action of one forcibly grabbing someone else’s face and smearing their hand across the said face or in some cases the eye. This action is used to generally humiliate the lankee and show the dominance and superiority of the lanker. There are varying degrees of a lank ranging from the gentle eye smear to the violent dual hand multiple swipes. A lank can be performed by sneaking up on the lankee or face to face.
“Aw man you just got lanked!”
“It’s alright I’ll lank him back so hard he’ll have stretch marks on his face.”
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Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)
Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani
The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.
Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.
The feeling which occurs after one has stayed up past his sleep cycle such that the body has abandoned its "go to sleep" feeling and has shifted into a light buzz.
It is comparable to the lingering buzz that remains in the morning after a night of drinking, because the body is rather awake yet clearly not fully sober.
KATE: John, go to bed. Aren't you sleepy? You were dozing off at your desk a few hours ago.
JOHN: Yeah, but the sleepy part of my cycle is over. It's back into awake mode, so I'm lanked now.
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