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a lankybox fan is someone who is liked with an ipad kid (someone who gets an ipad wright when they where born.) They consume only lankybox, skibiti toilet and 1 2 buckle my shoe. They are the worst people to be around
"this kid is lankybox fan. Look at him staring on his ipad watching eposode 292394858 of skibiti toilet"
The best food you’ll ever eat. Made by the one and only… LANKYBOX! 🐱📦 Also known as: Adam, Justin, Foxy and Boxy.
It’s basically like MrBeast’s burger but actually good
Lists of food they sell right now at LankyBox kitchen:
Pizza
Mac N’ Cheese
Chicken Wings
Salad
Fries
Churros
Brownie Cookies
Soft Drinks
Water
And more coming soon…
Only sells in America right now
Person 1: Did you try the new meals from LankyBox kitchen?
Person 2: Yes! They are my favorite foods. MrBeast burgers who? LankyBox kitchen is where it’s at
10👍 97👎
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An absolute monstrosity made by lankybox and chuck e cheese.
Only available in America. My condolences to the Americans.
If you eat this food you will become a slave to lankybox
List of "food"
Shitty pan Pizza
Mac and feet cheese
Radioactive churros straight outta fallout
"Chicken" Wings
Salad that isnt healthy
Fries
Diabetes Cookies
Soft Drinks
DONT ORDER LANKYBOX KITCHEN
Person 1: LaNKyBoX KitChEn YUmmY
Person 2 lankybox kitchen gave me:
SARS-CoV-2
Seasonal influenza
Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS)
Sexually transmitted infections
Shigellosis
Sindbis fever
Smallpox
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Swine-origin influenza
Syphilis
Syphilis, congenital
Tetanus
Tick-borne diseases
Tick-borne encephalitis (TBE)
Toscana virus infection
Toxoplasmosis, congenital
Trichinellosis
Tuberculosis (TB)
Tularaemia
Typhoid and paratyphoid fever
Vaccine-preventable diseases
Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD)
Varicella
Viral haemorrhagic fever
Viral hepatitis
West Nile virus infection
Whooping cough (pertussis)
Yellow fever
Yersiniosis
Zika virus disease
Zoonosis
HEY GUYS ITS LANKYBOX AND WELCOME BACK TO THE 79,461st UPLOAD OF THE DAY BTW WE'RE GOING TO SHOUT EVERY WORD AND TODAY WE'RE PLAYING THE (Insert brainrot word here) ROBLOX OBBY, LETS GO
OK GUYS NOW WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE BEING LOUD BUT BEFORE THAT, MAKE SURE TO BUY OUR MERCH OK LETS GO. YOU KNOW THESE VENTS MADE OF STONE THAT WE ARE STANDING ON REMINDS ME OF THE ALL NEW ROCKY MERCH, BUY AT LANKYBOX SHOP. OK WE MADE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL BY THE WAY BUY OUR MERCH
OK GUYS NOW WE ARE AT THE END OF THE OBBY, GREAT NOW MAKE SURE TO WATCH TIL THE END FOR 2 MORE HOURS OF LANKYBOX CONTENT THATS TOTALLY ALL NOT COMPILATIONS OF ALREADY EXISTING VIDEO
MAKE SURE TO WATCH TIL THE END FOR A STUPID SONG ABOUT MILK WHERE WE REPEAT THAT WORD OVER 18 MILLION TIMES
Father: why are you watching lankybox
brainrot child: im watching the all new lankybox song about milk
Father: yes, yes, speaking of milk, we're out of it, i’ll go get some
A YouTube channel that is run by 2 fucking crackheads that produces brain rot for iPad kids. If u watch the one of their videos or shorts for even a second ur brain will rot and u can say bye bye to ur attention span cuz now ur cooked fr.
Person 1: Yo wtf r u watching?
Person 2: I’m watching Lankybox!
Person 1: Ah hell nah!
The literal definition of a Content Farm and the absolute epitome of garbage kids content on YouTube.
Lankybox's channel is almost perfectly designed to be a fucking cognitohazard to anyone above the age of 12, it is a physical challenge to scroll through the most recent videos of their channel without immediately wanting to click off so you can look at something that's actually worth your eyesight.
They capitalize purely off of taking anything that trends with children and shitting out hours upon hours of videos related to the trends.
Their thumbnails are also pure eye cancer as a result of this since they try to cram as much of the most recent trends as they possibly can.
Their videos often start with them immediately screeching in your ears about what they're going to do in the video while simultaneously rotting your eyes into mush with seizure inducing editing.
The rest of the video afterwards is usually just them doing something mildly related to the topic in some way or playing a random Roblox game accompanied with random zoomer humor sound effects and visually assaulting editing.
Do not even bother viewing anything related to Lankybox if you value your eyes.
Average Modern Father: "Hey son! Watcha watc-..."
8 Year Old iPad Kid: *Mindlessly drooling and staring into their screen as they watch a Lankybox Amazing Digital Circus video*
Average Modern Father: *sigh* "I fucking knew my wife getting our son an iPad was going to be the worst decision we've ever made"