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Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.
Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.
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Verb; To be without possession of a lanyard.
Hey Dave, nice lanyard. This is a comment that would be given if Dave actually had a lanyard. Dave is lanyard-less.
When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)
"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"
"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."
"Last time I do that..."
Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask
Sunflower lanyards are for hidden disibilities not no mask
a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis
here tie off to my man-lanyard.
working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety
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When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.
At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.
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Someone who wears a lanyard somewhere unnecessary because they think it makes them look important.
The pub was full of lanyard wankers going for a drink after work