Larted

To laugh and fart at the same time, at a joke that isn’t funny, then follow it with more laughing.

“Ur mom gay”
“Haha”
(Insert farting sound)
“HAHAHAHA, I just Larted!”

Larte

Adjective:
1 doing something or taking place after someone has shat themselves
2 belonging or taking place near the end of shat.
Adverb:
1 After the shat
2 toward the end of a shat

Oh shit! I was too larte, he'd already taken a massive fuckin' dump on the floor! Damnit Miley!!

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lart

a laughing fart, when you laugh so hard and uncontrollably that you squeeze one out, by accident.

Mark:(telling a really funny joke)
EJ: omg omg rotfl lol omg oh shit i just larted

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Larted

When you accidentally fart while laughing. Often times the offender -- surprised by the flatulence -- will laugh longer than necessary and sometimes a little louder in hopes that anyone in the area will not have heard the gas.

Unfortunately, this only brings more attention to the situation.

Larters often leave the scene to not only out of embarrassment, but to hopefully drag the smell with them.

Dude, why'd you walk away so quickly?

I larted and I think Karen heard it.

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larted

(past tense) To bitchslap, reprimand, or to rap someone over the knuckles.

I larted Jim for coming in late the other morning.

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Lart

To laugh and pass wind (fart) simultaneously.

Hey Jude, what was that suspicious sound that came from your buttock while you were laughing? I'm sorry Peter, i larted!

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lart

1. When one laughs so hard they fart. (Laugh + Fart= Lart.)

Joslyn's laughter turned to shame when a loud lart shot out of her arse.

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