Put her on the plane with Laszlo

To break up with a woman in such a smooth, pimp-like fashion it leaves her feeling great about it. Taken Humphrey Bogart's epic cinematic breakup at the end of Casablanca, where Rick puts Ilsa on the plane with her husband after boning her all week long.

Louis: What happened to that chick you were with last night in Rick's Cafe?

Bogart: Oh that bitch? I told fed her some lines about Paris and put her on the plane with Laszlo . Now let's do some shots of jack and go party with these hookers.

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Laszlo

Laszlo is the name of a little Hungarian man, who often goes to the gym and works out. A laszba… I mean Laszlo is very funny, and often swears on poolside! Don’t try and tackle a Laszlo when it comes to football, as he will send you to the shops for a back of biscuits

Is laszlo related to a lynba

Laszlo

Someone with a strong hatred of sleeves, chain family restaurants, and the metric system.

Wow it’s -10 degrees Celsius outside and that guy is wearing a T-shirt at this billionaire’s gala, he must be a real Laszlo