A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

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Two Days Later

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".

1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.

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23 days later

best zombie movie of all time, look it up

23 days later

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28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

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two days later

best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace

two days later is the god of all emo/punk music

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28 days later

One of the worst horror/zombie movies ever made, consisting of about a $37 budget.

"hey bob do you wanna watch 28 days later tonight"
"Hell no, id rather beat myself to death with my own spine, while listening to mariah carey songs, and being sodomized by a buffalo."

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