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A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
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using the clothes of the girl you've just had sex with to clean your cock.
the pakistani dry cleaner was shocked and horrified by the stains he found on the young girls jacket....it truely was a laundromat holocaust.
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Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.
Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat
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When a man receiving a Blow Job, cums into the woman's mouth and politely asks her to blow the semen up into his asshole. Resembling the act of taking a load out and putting a load in, while inside a dirty Chinese owned laundry mat.
Alex: Yo Sam get over here and suck my dick, you Dike.
Sam: Ok
Alex: Now when i cum i want you to blow that shit back up into my asshole. Got it cunt?
Sam: Oh! You want me to give you a Chinese Laundromat?
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Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."
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A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.
Friend One: Man last night was awesome.
Friend Two: Why?
Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever
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Can be used to describe any form of generic prescription painkillers.
"Hey you got any Heroin?"
" No, I only got this Laundromat opium" Said the girl holding out some Generic Vicodin that was labeled Watson.
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