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verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him
5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend
Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
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A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
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She is a beautiful girl, she is a great bestie, she loves animals, Laurent is really loyal to love ❤️. Laurent is nice girl that loves dancing, her favorite color is red and more colors 🎨 she loves art, she has the best advice to give to both genders, she is taken and well wait till married her boyfriend 💍❤️
Laurent is a great best friend, she loves helping people with homework, she is so in love ❤️ with her bf. I want to be this .Laurent means beautiful , outspoken, and responsible.
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A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark
A laurent shark Is a laurent that glows in the dark. This type of LAURANT is always the funny guy at parties. Wonder why he went in the pool at a party for over 2 hours with some fish called Elise? Wonder no more, we've found out that he's actually a Shark, and this brings us to the conclusion that he belongs in a pool. For those who just aren't quite familiar with his delivery, just leave this page because you just won't get it.
Glow in the dark, Laurent Shark!
Look at the shark ! its glowing in the dark!
Whats that thing glowing in the bottom of my pool? Oh, its Laurent Shark!
Did you hear about the new shark in town? His names Laurent, and he even glows!
Dude I talked to Laurent today and his delivery was over the limit!
A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa
Haiti
Dominican Republic
or
Spain
Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...
Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!
Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!
A Snapchat Lens Creator with over 30 effects+ effects he published and put out during the past year.
“ Aye man did you use Laurent Klenja’s new effect?