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Born on October 23rd, 1968, LaVar Ball, father of the later we’ll known Lonzo Ball, LaMelo Ball, and LiAngelo Ball, had always been a cocky and arrogant boy. In grade school through high school, he had never been the best player, but his self esteem thought otherwise. During his next years in college LaVar tried out for the basketball team, making it in. After he finished off his years, he had averaged 2.2 points per game, and astonishing low. Years later he married Tina Ball, who later birthed heir first son Lonzo Ball on 1997, birthing their second LiAngelo Ball I n 1998, and a couple years later the youngest LaMelo Ball, born in 2001. After his sons entered he college of UCLA, he began to have his sons make astonishing shots during UCLA basketball games, being very skilled in the art. Exploiting his son’s potential, he has pens up the Big Baller Brand, also refer as the BBB, as shown on one of his many branded shirts he commonly styles at any public event. LaVar later goes on to make claims as his sons being the GOAT. Many bold claims later, Lonzo is drafted to the Los Angles Lakers, making a first round second pick; falling behind Markelle Fultz, who was drafted for the 76ers. Later on they open up their own television show titled “Ball Family.” In most sense he is a complete idiot and is lucky to have actual good kids, besides their jumpshot.
Harvey: Have you even SEEN LaVar’ Ball’s jumpshot? No wonder his kids shoot like total moron.
😭👌😎💯LaVar Ball fan follower retard:💯😂👌😂 Bruh deadass his shot form is on point my nigga fuck you mean?
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When you decide not to thank someone because of the hell they put you through.
My department chair is such a bitch but she finally approved my registration. I ain’t gonna thank her. I’m LaVar Ballin this shit!
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the best man on earth who can take all the dicks even mine because I would smash and bend him over hard . He gets all the pussy and will cum on me till I drown.
GOD.
You are lavar ball
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The most shitbag human being to ever walk the face of Gods green earth. He is mostly known for his master thievery. He steals anything he can get his hands on. He once stole strawberries from a homeless shelter and claimed that they were delicious and felt no remorse for the people who needed it most.
Random dude: “Bro somebody took my AirPods”
Other guy: “I bet it was Lavare, that sneaky bastard steals everything.”