lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

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Mowing Lawns

A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.

Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?

Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!

Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.