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you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.
Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.
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Layer Cake is a British gangster thriller published in 200 and later turned into a 2004 film, it follows XXXX A savvy 29-year old drug dealer hoping to pack up his earnings and leave the game to live life as "a gentleman of leisure" when he reaches the age of 30. According to him " I'm not a gangster, just a businessman. And my commodity happens to be cocaine."
The title refers to the human social strata, especially in the British crime underworld, as well as the numerous plot layers in the film.
You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake son
My name? If you knew that, you'd be as clever as me.
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Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.
"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)
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When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.
Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.
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When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.
Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.
the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.
chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.
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The act of being pooped on, vomited on, ejaculated on and peed on simultaneously. Usually involving five participants -- wherein the "chosen one" will take a knee in the middle, and the other four will begin the process while surrounding him/her.
She never knew true love, until she was given a four-layer cake.
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