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lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 5, 2003

198šŸ‘ 32šŸ‘Ž


laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

187šŸ‘ 43šŸ‘Ž


Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

ā€œHi honey, Iā€™m just laying a cable!ā€

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018


Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

ā€œHi honey, Iā€™m just laying a cable!ā€

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018


Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019