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When you miss your flight from being too hungover or too drunk.
Girl #1: Hey, did Guy #1 end up catching his flight down to Mexico after that Halloween party?
Guy #2: No, he had an Irish Layover and passed out in a cab on the way to the airport.
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Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.
Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.
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Brief, non-committed (usually sexual) relationship based on very short visits, i.e. layovers
Hey, I'm flying through DC, you ready for some layover lovin'?
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At the airport, the bathroom line's are too long, no open stalls, so take a shit into someone else's suitcase let it arrive at it's destination.
I was going to miss my flight, so I had to pull a Houston Layover.
The day after prom when you realize you only went and spent a lot of money on your date so that you could get laid
Dalton "dude my prom layover is really taking a toll on my gas money."
Parker "yea man but you got some!"
Dalton "you're right it was totally worth it."
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When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.
No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.
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A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.
Après skiing conversation:
How were the lift lines?
The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!
Flingwings
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