a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.
man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit
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verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.
"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."
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To give up 3 late scores in record time and lose in the final game of a series.
The Toronto Maple Leafs were beating the Boston Bruins 4 to 1 in game 7 of a best of seven series and allowed Boston to score 3 goals in the last 10:42 of regulation and to then win it in overtime. It is the first time in history that a team has lost a game 7 after having a 3 goal lead so late in the third period. Leafing is the process of losing a game when all historic indicators point to a sure victory
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roll us up some of that leaf. Pretty soon we'll be down to seeds and stems again.
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1. A usually green, flattened, lateral structure attached to a stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in most plants.
2. A leaflike organ or structure.
3. A hinged or removable section for a table top.
4. A person who enjoys butt secks.
5. Beloved counterpart to Branch.
6. A person who possesses extraordinary graceful and lithe characteristics.
7. A girl who is forced to cook dinner every night for her family.
Random Person 1: Oh my God, seriously, Leaf should have her own cooking show!
Random Person 2: Wtf? There's bloodclots in her porkchops.
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Getting fucked up off pain killers
In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed
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Leaf: βIf youβre vegetarian and not vegan you clearly donβt care about Mother Earth, may her soul be eternal!β
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