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Tiny objects of mass pain, suffering, and torture
HOLY SHIT! I just stepped on a Lego.
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Plastic blocks that open creativity in oneself, but hurt like sticking bamboo shoots in your foot when you step on one.
I stepped on a lego and now I'll be limping on that foot for a week!
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Small and colorful plastic bricks that can connect to each other to build structures of all sizes. Often used by children, but some adults can take them up as a hobby.
Legos have an unintentional use though. They work as landmines to those who are barefoot.
Guy 1: Ouch! Damn it!!!!!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Fucking Timmy's Legos are all over the floor.
Guy 2: Sounds like someone is getting a beating after soccer.
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The most painful thing ever put on this earth
Possibly created by Satan
Man, I stepped on a lego today. I probably won't be walking for a week!
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A juvenile torturing device used by many children because they can build more torturing devices with it
Joe: I stepped on a lego
Mark: Hey look I made a better torturing device
Janet: I tried your torturing device mark and it's so long and the tip is hard
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basically little land mines made out of plastic that dont actually blow up
ah •••• i stepped on a lego!
the Reason you cut off your foot
Person 1: I step on Lego for years now so i put a stop to it.
Person 2: what did you do to put a stop to it?
Person 1: I made sure i had nothing to step on the Lego with