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transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers
Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...
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Renowned hockey player. Argued to be the greatest of all time along Gretzky and Crosby, particularly by famous Penguins fan, Peter Jackson (PJ).
"Mario Lemieux was easily the best hockey player I've ever seen." Peter Jackson (PJ)
a girl who has no idea how overwhelmingly beautiful she is. she has a laugh that makes you want to scream with joy. everything about her is perfection!
me: OMG AMEERA LEMIEUX CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH UR SO HOT CAN WE GET MARRIED
ameera lemieux: yes :)
a girl who stands out above all others. when people tell you to look for her, it's a piece of cake to find her. has beautiful curly hair and perfect features. guys check her out left and right BUT STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME \(@^0^@)/
ameera lemieux: i picked the one about tying their shoes.
me: OMGOMG AMEERA I PICKED THE ONE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO WAITS FOR THE ONE TYING THEIR SHOES
us: *goes crazy*
a girl to die for. so easy to talk to, so beautiful, cares nonstop about you, makes you happy, invests all her time and effort into you, makes you feel like the luckiest man alive.
-hey ameeraaaa 💕 when you see this I think you should ask me about a secret in geometry dash ;)
ameera lemieux: i love you so much. marry me.
me: YESYESEYSYESYESYESYEYSEYSEYSYESYESYESYESYEYSEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHH PLEASEEEEEE TODAY PLEASEEEE
hi ameera! if you're reading this HELLOOOO I LOVE UR CUTENESS SO MUCHHHH
for yall who don't know, this is the most perfect girl in the world. she's the best girlfriend ever. so hands off, SHE'S MINE ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
me: what did you do in English yesterday?
ameera lemieux: oh, nothing. ur a loser and i love you :)
me: I LOVE YOUUU GIMME KITH