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After a man has finished his load in a girl's vagina or anus, he let's himself go flaccid and proceeds to piss into either orifice, creating a runny, lemony colored creampie.
Dude 1: "Gave my girlfriend a lemon meringue pie the other night."
Dude 2: "How was it?"
Dude 1: "Can't look her in the face anymore."
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During sex, one cums inside of their female partner, and upon finishing proceeds to urinate inside of the vagina, hence creating a creamy lemon meringue dessert. To finish the job, it is encouraged to eat the concoction and share it with ones partner in a passionate kiss.
That lemon meringue pie that I just ate out of my girlfriend's vagina tasted that much better because I made it.
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"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."
when you squirt lemon juice into a bitch's eyes when you're fucking her, pull out and blow your load on her face.
"i wanted to get revenge on my hoe for cheating on me so i gave her a lemon murange pie and told her to get the fuck out.
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It's like a cream pie, but instead of shooting semen into the vagina, its urine.
I lemon meringue pied my girlfriend last night.
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When a guy cums and pees in a girls ass.
"I had to pee during sex so I just lemon meringue pied her ass"
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To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.
My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!
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