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breasts with nipples that seem to be cross-eyed.
"this bitch i pumped yesterday really had a lennart"
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when a girl's boobs seem to be cross-eyed. always in combination with a bad and selfish temper. very strange-looking and hopefully very rare.
when he finally took her bra off it was clear she had a huge lennart. "i was wondering why she was acting so negative and bitchy tonight, but this answers a lot of questions.", he thought.
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A somewhat well-known author of surreal horror fiction from Germany, Lennart Poettering is mostly known for writing overly long and confusing works such as Pulsations of Autophilia (a tragedy about a sluggish autistic teenager who is murdered while fucking his uncle's Porsche and comes back as a ghost to seek vengeance) and Systems Down (about a server administrator who finds himself locked in the server room after closing time with a horrible, memory-corrupting abomination).
I picked up this new book at Barnes and Noble, but it says that Lennart Poettering is required reading so I'm taking it back.
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The realist nigga in the entire FUCKING multi verse. Rumour has it that Lennart/lenny is immortal. Those rumours are true
Person 1: yooo did you just see that nigga beat that guy up and take his bitch?
Person 2: yeah bruh dat nigga is definitely a Lennart/lenny
Person 1: let's get the FUCK outta here
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A very sexy YouTuber from Gotland, Sweden, known from his nice positions.
Lennart Bladh: Hi, my name's Lennart Bladh
hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.
hey i went to the gay bar and fucked a packet of american cheese
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a medical condition in which pubic hairs become wedged between the knob and foreskin of the penis
Johnny had a bad case of the Lennart