Fruity Lexia

Goon! Goon of Fortune

"lets go peg silver bags of cheap wine to a cloths line and play some goon of fortune"!

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Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

Text-lexia

The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.

Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight

Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off

Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia

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lexia core 5

a stupid website where kids go to "read" and instead get anxious cause the narrator won't shut up

teacher: kids, it's t5me to do Lexia core 5!! kids: NOOOOO NO WHHYYYYYY- EEEEENNNDD THIIIIIIIS AAAAAAAAAH teacher: uuuh

Lexia: Power-Up

One of the fucking shitiest things a teacher could torcher a kid with

Teacher: okay kids, it’s time for Lexia

Kid: *slaps teacher* fuck you, ya 50 year-old free loading piece of ass
Class: YEAAAAAAA

Lexia: Power-up means bad thing

lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

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