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An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel
"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.
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When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person
This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;
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A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
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A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.
Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."
BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."