lifetime

A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.

What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.

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lifetime

dramatic or crazy. over the top

"you took my shirt!" response: "it's just a shirt! you're so lifetime"

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lifetime

TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.

Nobody should watch lifetime.

Lifetime is Hillary's tool.

Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.

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lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

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lifetime

Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?

Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?

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Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

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Lifetiming

A term used to explain the times when you girlfriend or wife continues to talk to you about a "important" issue you really don't give a shit about.

Friend 1: "I was so pissed last night man, she was just lifetiming the fuck out of me after work!"

Friend 2: "About what dude?"

Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"

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