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Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

by Ginsu48 September 17, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ride the lightening

For a person to be electrocuted or executed by means of the electric chair.

Billy went to ride the lightening after he raped his sister, murdered is family and ate their remains.

by Elky October 30, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


lighten the load

a nice way to say poopng. you feel lighter after you do it.

my stomach hurts i think i have to go lighten the load

by zarenarah August 29, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lightening mcqueen

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.

Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.

by Tasty Nuts June 19, 2014


White Lightening

Phenomenon which occurs when a person has been walked in on while masturbating and fleas the scene quickly...leaving only a streak of light referred to as white lightening. Unlike regular lightening, it can strike in the same place more than once.

Person A:Was that just white lightening i saw???!!!!!????
Person B: Judging by trail of that sticky substance i should say so.

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purrfect Lightening

1. One who believes they know everything about anything.
2. Cannot spell their name right.
3. Doesn't shut up.
4. Has problems accepting their age.

I love to walk everyday. I pretend to know martial arts and often physically fight with my lover, who I met online. Man, I'm such a purrfect lightening.

by Professional Series August 24, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


White Lightening

The quickest way for an Arkansas boy to get his ass kicked!

ex. Aaron and James kept mouthing off, so they got beat down faster than White Lightening!

by White Lightening June 2, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž