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a dick who does wrestling and who is gay as fuck
Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.
He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.
Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.
Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.
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Joseph Lightfoot is the most funniest person ever. He has a bad side to. He is really nice inside, deep down. He is very short He will get in fights and yell at teachers alot. He will have a girlfriends that is opposite of him. Tall, kind, and smart. You gotta love Joseph Lightfoot.
Joseph Lightfoot is coming, run.
(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.
"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot
A somewhat attractive guys who pulls Josephine’s he will get into trouble with the law but he is a good boyfriend and he can be annoying.
Sam Lightfoot come over here,are you a Josephine? Oh yes I am
A somewhat attractive guy that likes to date Swedish girls.He is a good boyfriend and a good friend but he can be very very
annoying.
Sam lightfoot come sit over here, ok are you Swedish? Oh yes, yes I am, ok
Nickname English settlers gave the natives because they had acquired a light step due to hunting
That lightfoot brought us more food today or we would have surely starved.