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when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film
she totally lightning mcqueened me
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You'll know you're gonna get "Lightning McQueened" when the person you really like friendzones you faster than you can even say "kachow"
me: *got lightning mcqueened*
hell I just wanted to be friends with them. they didn't have to friendzone me in the first place :/
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The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs
A phrase used in Smosh's Stop Copying Me remake
Friend A and Friend B: "Say the first thing that come to mind"
Friend A and Friend B: "One two three!"
Friend A and Friend B: "LIGHTNING MCQUEEN HENTAI!"
Friend A and Friend B: "ew gross why were you thinking of that"
Lightning McQueen porn is a really good piece of porn, my friend was the one who created it. It's the one where he opens his trunk and shows dick inside his engine
I like lightning mcqueen porn!
Grab your dick, squeeze it hard, and go very fast.
Hey baby, next time you send me a video, can you go Lightning McQueen fast.
The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.
Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life
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