fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

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Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on

Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.

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fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

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Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

Dad You’d Like to Fuck

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.

Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.

fuck like rabbits

A lot. To fuck/have sex significantly more than normal.

Jay and Sarah fuck like rabbits.

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