body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

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I like girls who like girls

A sound that blew up on Tiktok bc a bunch of strait guys were lip syncing to it. People said wlw isn’t something you should fetishize

“I like girls who like girls *wink* YEAAAAAA I like, I like girls who like girls” - Noah Beck

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Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

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i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it

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Like like like

Where you more than like like someone, but you don't say you love them. Like like like is a sign of a relationship going somewhere.

Wow, did you see that she smiled so much around him? She must really like like like him.

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like-like like

Where you only like someone because you want to like someone.

The lonely guy, wanting to find love, like-like liked the ugly old woman.

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rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel

Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

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