when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
The greatest man on earth, can’t be beaten at all, and best of all, he is from the South Side. That’s right, he’s a legend. What can you do but admire his ginormous suitcase, and his little money. He’s a massive gamer what can I say.
Wow, look at that! It’s Lil J Money Big Suitcase!
When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.
I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.