limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

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piss limber

to be knocked silly and fall down, much like a drunk

The hard left hook of Ali knocked Frazier piss limber.

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limber dick

a guy who is always hard, but never gets any action!

That guy was such a "limber dick" at that party last week.

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Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.

Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.

Think Limber, Think Loose, Think Rubber Goose!

A phrase coined by Jacksepticeye which roughly means "To attempt to maneuver your way through something extremely dangerous."

"AAAAND...DISMOUNT! GO JACK! THINK LIMBER, THINK LOOSE, THINK RUBBER GOOSE!" *Dies* "OH, FUCK IT!"

Limberize

Limberize is a verb coined by a New York City fitness instructor. It refers to the act of one’s muscles feeling flexible, warmed up, and capable of moving with ease.

After the excellent kickboxing class, the students’ muscles all felt limberized.

Limbers

Limbers can mean many different things. It’s all up to the context. Normally used to describe something positive.

Person1: Monty this party is f***ing limbers mate
Person2: I know mate there’s so many devs, bevs, darties and beanies!!!