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The surname of a large extended virtual family which acts as the "gods" (i.e. administrators) of the metaverse known as Second Life. Any avatar with the last name "Linden" is therefore part of an elite upper echelon of Second Life muckety-mucks responsible for new policies/protocols/programming but never responsible for such trivialities as lag, sim crashes, missing inventory items, or gridwide outages.
The hoi polloi are thereby cautioned: if you spot a Linden in-world, approach at your own risk; griefing a Linden may be the ultimate in hilarity but it will likely herald the end of your Second Life.
*Disclaimer: the most friendly of all the Linden family is likely Torley Linden, as witnessed by his uberchirpy trademark "Friendly Greetings" salutation and his many helpful YouTube tutorials.
Q: Why do I keep crashing so much?
A: Because the Lindens hate you, n00b.
Some well known Linden family members:
Philip Linden (founder of Second Life), Torley Linden, Kate Linden, Pathfinder Linden,Teagan Linden
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A really cute guy who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. Most girls see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. Everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. He is very artistic. He plays a sport, such as wrestling.
"That guy is so hilarious! He's kinda cute to."
"Oh, thats Linden."
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A computer god with meningitis
nicholas lathwell is a hot steamy linden
A small farm town with a booming population of 2,000, located in the heart of the Central Valley in California. Famous for its cherry and walnut orchards, and home to the annual Cherry Festival. Where the high school is the center of the town, and everyone knows everything about everyone. No stoplights, and Linden just put in its only gas station. One true grocery store, Rinaldi's, where you are guaranteed to run into at least one person you know. Located near Stockton, most people travel "to town" a lot in order to work, buy groceries, or for any sort of entertainment.
Boy: Where are you from?
Boy 2: Linden.
Boy: Where?
Boy 2: Linden.
Boy: London? Where?
Boy 2: No, it's near Stockton.
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A small town in California.
The highschool contains the following 3
Rich/poor farm kids, Queer band/theater kids or wanna be gangsters
And the occasional nerd.
“Ayo I go to linden but live in Stockton, We from east side though”
Or
“Yeah I go to Linden. I’m the At shop class and think I am better than everyone because Lemos taught me how to weld”
Or
“I fucking hate linden, that kid from the sho class called me the R slur for walking into his grinding sparks!”
Linden is a gender neutral name used more in Europe. Linden is a person who is active a plays sports. They are kind but are very pushy. They are very good looking boy or girl. Linden's are honest and loyal.
Linden is at the mall
I'm in a class with linden
(If you meet a linden your lucky being their friend is easy)
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Is a type of guy who would steal your girl and fuck her in front of you. Linden is the cute guy , a bit of an asshole but could steal your bitch any day. What can I say it’s Linden
Yoooo.... I think that guy linden had sex with your girl bro and your mom
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