Random
Source Code
Random
Stunt Linens are accoutrements to the boudoir of any sexually active male/female couple. For couples with a female that has not reached menopause, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Sheets and Stunt Towels. For couples with a post-menopausal female, Stunt Linens consist of Stunt Towels.
The term “Stunt” comes from To Stunt meaning to engage in hot, sweaty, animalistic and frequent sexual activity.
Stunt Sheets are sheets deployed during sex play undertaken while a woman is menstruating and is commonly known as Red Sex. Stunt Sheets are placed on the bed prior to engaging in Red Sex and serve to absorb the mixture of liquids exchanged and discharged during coitus. These fluids include semen, blood and vaginal juices. Stunt Sheets should not be confused with Period Sheets. Stunt Sheets are apply to any Red Carpet Treatment and keep the bed tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck.
The Stunt Towel is used during rounds of sex play when there is no Red Sex and Stunt Sheets are not required. The Stunt Towel protects the bedding from normal sexual fluid exchange. The Stunt Towel is laid out on the bed and coitus takes place on top of the towel keeping the bed dry of sexual juices and tidy for the post coitemAfter Fuck. The Stunt Towel offers the convenience of conversion to a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag or Grandma’s Tea Towel and can be utilized to provide a customary Butler’s Wipe.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Sheets - Sandy was experiencing a very heavy flow during her period. However, she was not about to let this top her desire To Stunt. Therefore, prior to her husband Carl getting home from work, she put on the Stunt Sheets. Carl later gave her the Red Carpet Treatment.
Stunt Linens - Stunt Towel - Sandy was exhausted from a long day of work, but was still ready for Carl to give her the Meat Drill when he got home. To ensure that she could go right to sleep after their post coitem enjoyment of the After Fuck, she laid out a Stunt Towel to keep the bed nice and dry.
27👍 5👎
one who runs linens from one point to another
john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day
tom:so your a linen runner
An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.
I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.
I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.
A shorter way of saying "get off my grill".
Before: "Hey man, Get off my Grill."
After: "Hey man, Linen duck."
15👍 7👎
Post-coital (sex, fuck) residue (cum, spunk, gizzum,muck) left on bed sheets.
You had better not let your mum wash those sheets, they are covered in linen sherbert.
7👍 4👎
Crushed Xanax, Valium, Ecstasy or any type of pill mixed with cocaine. It is usually took by snorting or swallowing
I thought that bump of coke u gave me was pure, must’ve been fresh linen cause I’m tripping.
4👍 3👎
Crushed linen... Means to wear various name brands clothing items at one time..
To wear a Adidas sweatshirt with nike sweatpants and van sneakers would be "crushed linen" on the first day of school and you may be laughed at.
5👍 6👎