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Swedish Lip Balm

Whenever a guy gets a BJ and pulls out right before he comes and uses his dick like a lip balm container and rubs his seed all over the girls lips, ensuring to evenly coat the entire upper and lower lip to guarantee full UV ray protection.

Fred gave Sally the ol Swedish lip balm last night because he told her that the moon's rays could "moon burn" her lips and irreparably damage them and she believed him. Fred is such a nice guy, always looking out for people.

by evilguitar9 November 17, 2009

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Swedish Lip Balm

Rubbing the pre-cum on the lips of another person with your penis.

I gave her the good 'ol swedish lip balm last night.

by sullymess November 17, 2009

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Satan's Lip Balm

Sexual Act. Satan's Lip Balm may be applied by following these simple steps:

1. Finger bang, preferably with two fingers, a menstruating woman;

2. Using the same fingers apply the woman's blood to both lips, as one would with standard lip balm.

After the slow dance was over, David removed his fingers from his partner's bloody vagina and loving smeared her by-product over her tender lips. She sweetly thanked him for applying Satan's lip balm.

by KAFGeoGuy September 21, 2011

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Latin lip balm

It's when your partner is a sleep and you are really horny. So you decide to jerk off and rub your cum on there lips. That way they don't feel left out. And in the morning, they wake up with smooth lips and a lovely taste on there mouth.

Raul wanted sex and his girlfriend Jennie was dead a sleep. So to feel less guilty. Raul gave Jennie a Latin lip balm! He jerked off and rubbed his sweet, thick, baby juice on her lips!

by Amish Raul November 8, 2011


seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

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Ran out of lip balm

i want to die

I've just ran out of lip balm

by eli hshshs March 14, 2022

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Fair Trade Lip Balm

When your lip balm transfers to the lips of who you are kissing.

So I was making out with Caty the other day and I definitely got a fair trade lip balm.

It was a fair trade, a kiss for some lip balm.

by CherryP February 28, 2010

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