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When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis
Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean
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When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.
I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.
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An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.
I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.
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A number of Lithuanians rampaging, pillaging, drinking, smoking and singing songs.
The Lithuanians are arriving soon, a fuck of Lithuanians...
Yes, a group of them, really, oh fuck... hide the booze...
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The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
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proud people that think they are better than anyone else
and believe that Irish people suck
Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them
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