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That handsome long dick slim nigga puttin stick in' yo chick
Man i caught my bitch fucking dat nigga L'way Lito and man i cant even be mad at her.
A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
Chad: "Fucking hell that guy Hugh strokes his french stick a lot; 19 times a week I heard"
Brad: "Yeah he's a fucking Litos Badgend mate; he must be raw as fuck"
Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
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Instead of the regular baker's dozen of 13, this equals 11 based on the rationale that a baker would eat one item from his batch instead of adding an extra one to it.
"When I opened up the box of donuts I thought they forgot to put one in but really they were just giving me an Litos Baker's Dozen. Boy was I pissed!"
Noun. 1. very very irresistable. 2. Get all da Hoez. 3. Me
i'm off da chain
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Lito is a very generous man he can be mean at times but if you know him well deep down inside of him he is the most sweetest person you’ll meet he’s willing to put anyone first and a very goofy person says things just to play around nd they aren’t true he will always be there for you no matter what and always keep him in ur life if you are willing to you will be the luckiest person
Genesis: Hey Lito
Meliana: Ou he fine