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small little man who is intent on being a pain in the arse (Napoleon Syndrome)
ken livingstone mayor of london
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Town in Central Scotland, often inhabited by chavs or inbreds, or both. People have smaller than average heads.
"Oh my god, look at him, he is so from livingston!"
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a town that tries to be Short Hills. everyone here is insanly jappy, jappier than any town in new jersey, they spend all their money on clothes and material items so they buy mid sized homes instead of huge mansions. almost everyone is jewish. walking through the halls of livingston highschool you've never seen so much juicy, tiffany, solos, and james pierse. theres nothing to do so people hang out at starbucks and walk to the marble slab. it's boring and the only drug in the highschool is weed, and everyone thinks there so cool and badass when they blaze. half of the parents are wealthy and half are struggling to get by with the rising poperty values. the richest however lies in Short Hills but the real money (multi-million dollar estates) are tucked away in new vernon, far hills, tweaksbury, bernardsville, madison and basking ridge in huge houses hidden on ancres of lush green property by those who dont flash around there money and show off how much they have. this is unlike short hills and livingston who garishly flaunt everything they have and gossip like no one else. livingston high school is home to hallways of abercrombie clad posers who think there scene becasue they love love love fall out boy! yayyy and have no idea what real underground music or good music for that matter is. their depiction of anyone hardcore comes from hot topic, and not one person had depth or any concept of reality. except the asains which there ar quite a few of. there parents slave everyday at work to buy them what they want, these kids have no idea whats its like to live on a budget or the true value of money, or atleast there parents would never let them. to this town millburn is a gettho, chattam is poor and maplewood is a waste of time with a small movie theatre. livingston parties suck and get old fast. theres an endless supply of beer and prude girls. livingston is home of the prudest girls in new jersey, unlike short hills girls who are sluts. there is pretty much not one black person in livingston. livingston high school is one big competition to be popular. livingston natives are a waste of natrual reasorces.
im a girl from livingston, i wear a juicy tracksuit or jeans with a big belt and wife-beater every day. im so prude im in 9th grade and i've only kissed one boy. omg omg that amazing panic at the disco song is on Z100 again ugh im so cool, im totally gonna rock bamboozle, not like i no anyone except mmm 4 bands playing. w.e im so hot everyone there is gonna want me. omg ew black is not a pretty color
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Livingston is home to every Jewish person in NJ. No joke. If you aren't Jewish your Asian or if you're black by some chance are hella smart with rich parents. They shop at Short Hills. And some rare people are *gasp* fangirls and punk rocks. Wow! But other wise they are sluts. Who have already done it in 7th or 6th and say it. Some work as prositites in their school. Boys are fuckboys and jocks. The rare nerd is a teachers pet and has no life.
Omg!!!! Let's go to short Hills Mall then hit the movie theater for our 'job' , the boys are waiting in the last row. After let's go to Starbucks and then partay!!!!!!!!!!!! Says every Slut from Livingston
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Adjective: Slang term to discribe a Greasy Irish Teenager, probably into more geeky materials, such as comics and videogames
That Guy is such a Livingston
Guy's a total Livingston
Take a goddamn shower, you Livingston
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Controversial Mayor of London since 2000 and longtime left-wing campaigner. Although he is often called 'Red Ken' his principles are desperately unclear. At one point he supported subsidised public transport but he recently doubled the fares, adding to the money he raises by charging cars to enter London - though London councils already issue draconian and extortionate fines to anyone who strays into a bus lane or overruns a prepaid parking ticket. Livingstone can be credited with pushing poorer Londoners into high debt and low mobility while presenting a socialist face to the outside world by his unusual alliances worldwide and radical political stunts. In 2006 Livingstone was ruled to have brought the office of mayor into disrepute after incidentally comparing a Jewish reporter to a Nazi and refusing to apologise despite many attempts by officials and Jewish groups to smooth the remark over. The adjudicatory panel suspended him for four weeks but he appealed, making the novel claim that an appointed body cannot judge an elected body. In the interim period he announced that two Jewish Indian businessman of Iraqi parentage should, if unhappy with his proposals to them concerning the London Olympics, "go back and try it under the Ayatollahs". Nevertheless he enjoys staunch support from the hard-left and Labour Party old-timers.
I do understand. I pay road tax. I pay congestion charge. I pay council taxes. I even paid for that parking space. Still you're telling me that even though I bought a ticket and your wardens illegally towed me, if I don't find £300 now you're going to increase that charge as payment for looking after my car, and that until I give you whatever sum that makes you will keep my car and eventually dispose of it, and that if I don't like it I should sue you later? Is this one of bloody Ken Livingstone's ideas for promoting London and making it a cool place to live? I thought he was Marxist?
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Only the best fucking football team in the entire fucking world!
We wish we could all be Livingston fans. OR
Livingston FC have won the SPL.......again.
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