Lizard

Verb. When you get blackout drunk, then get even more drunk, to the point where you lose all fine motor control, and are forced to go from place to place on your belly, using your limbs like a lizard would. Seldom occurs in nature.

Dude. Ryan got so plastered last night. He completely lizard his way up the stairs to his room. He's gonna be drunk for a week.

Lizard

When you are so high on marijuana, ganja, or pot, that your eyes become red enough to make you look like a lizard of some sort. This is usually reffered to tall, lanky, tan people, or pale short people with red eyes.

Jesus, Bernard looks like a Lizard.

How high was that fool
-He looked like a straight lizard!

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Lizard

A female

Godly bloke. "Anyone smash any lizzards last night?" Trained bloke "Yeah, smashed joanna the blue rocket again" godly corporal "nice one, wash your dick with melted hexi block to be safe , she's a right lizard."

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Lizard

Lesbian wizard.

"Look at that lizard!"

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Lizard

Principal Kyle Futral

Student 1- who is the principal at HHS
Student 2- Lizard
Student 1- like an actual lizard
Student 2- yup Mr.Futral

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Lizard

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.

"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead

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Lizard

1. Making unusual movements in English class
2. Talking out of your stomach instead of brain
3. Ali Hadinejad

Stop acting like a lizard

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