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Lizi

Not a cool person. Her mums side of the family are pigs and her dads side are lions so i guess that makes her like a lig or something idk. Definitely very chalant and got no mystery or intrigue around her. If you meet here run immediately cause you might become like her if you stay around her too long and that is not good. Not funny at all either. Likes feet. Will rub her dogs on your personal belongings if given the opportunity. No drip, unemployed, no money, no game, bad degree, unfunny, uncool, mean, causes a ruckus. Definitely not the main character - a henchman through and through (not even a sidekick). Will pilfer, steal, plunder, swipe at any given opportunity - it would be an understatement to call her a kleptomaniac. So cringe that she herself cries at her own personality cause the human body cant candle how cringe she is and rejects itself. Pushover who gets her personal belongings taken from her at the drop of a hat and is very easily pressured into anything. Steals her mothers drip cause she cant get any herself. Walks into mirrors and poles.

Person 1:Bro i met a lizi today. She walked into the glass window of the shop i was in cause she thought it wasnt there.
Person 2:That's really unfortunate and i wish you a speedy recovery
Person 1:Idk man i might have a lasting mental instability about me now that neither time nor therapy can ever hope to heal

by Acegman May 22, 2024


DIRTY LIZI

When you are getting a blow job from your gf & instead of gagging her with your cock, you gag her with a spoon

I wanted her to choke on it but gave her a Dirty Lizi instead.

by FunnyEMT October 7, 2023


Lizi (girl)

Lizi is so fun she’s like the best and she’s the second child, she has a lot of friends because their so pretty and EVERYONE wants to be her even her sisters

Damn look at Lizi (girl) she so fineeee

by Nataliiiiiiiii April 7, 2021