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The only person in the entire world who’s allowed to twerk in public or on public tv
Hannah: Damn when Lizzo twerks it’s fun
Hannah: and when you twerk Zoe, it’s gross
Zoe: well same with you!
Hannah: you’re right...
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If you weigh over 350 ibs this is what people call you
“This nigga looks like lizzo!” Who me? Yes you Tasso!
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A unit of mass
One Lizzo is 2tons or 1814kg
"How much does your car weigh"
"2.9 Lizzos"
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Bill: Do you see that fat ugly chick in that pizza jumpsuit?
Ted: Ayo chill dude... It's just a lizzo.
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She who ate all the pies.
Dave of Cornwall: Who ate all of the pies?
Dave of Devon; Lizzo