LMR

An abbreviation that stands for "Last Minute Resistance": a woman's last minute objection to sexual intercourse. This term is used almost exclusively by rapists who don't believe themselves to be rapists (or just don't care).

Charlie: Laura gave me a little LMR, but I just went ahead and fucked her anyway.
Sam: You what?
Charlie: Pounded the shit out of her, dude.
Sam: And that felt like...cool and consensual to you?
Charlie: Yeah, of course. I'm not a fucking rapist, man. This girl was totally down. She just froze up for a second and pulled away. LMR happens. Once I started fucking her, she was totally fine.
Sam: Charlie...that's rape. You literally just described rape.

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LMR

Opposed to popular belief LMR stands for “Lick My Rod” not “Like My Recent”.

Guy 1: Hey do you think that chick was hot?
Guy 2: No but I’d totally let her LMR.

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lmr

Short for 'lamer'. One who is lame.

Example:

<Kai> lmr

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lmrs

a multiplayer clan made up by IRL friends

*lmrs_SpankyEgg has joined the game*
lmrs_SpankyEgg: hi all
Evryone else: NOOO!!! NOT THE LMRS!

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LMR

Lick My Ronnie

guy: lmr
girl: I've been waiting to lick your ronnie

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LMRS

Land mobile radio system. Responsible for taking out your favorite pirate stream.

<FlappyTurtle69> LMRS!!
<MikalJail> smh stream down, dam LMRS

lmr

Short for Let me read. Used when someone sends you a long text message.

*Person A: *sends a long message
Person B: lmr