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if one is successfully able to insert their head into a menstrating vagina, making sure that the head is covered in blood
Congradulations, sir. Your lobotomy was an incredible success.
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A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.
In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.
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When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.
a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".
person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?
person 2: yeah! its a really good song!
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The act of drinking heavily to induce a blackout intended to wipe out a bad memory.
Also used to describe the act of waking up from a blackout night and getting totally smashed again to keep those memories from surfacing.
Oh man, I can't believe I just banged that chick. Gimme a bottle of Wisers, I need a liquor lobotomy.
Jesus christ, I just saw your grandmother naked! Pass me that bottle, I need a liquor lobotomy!
Jill: Do you even remember what you did last night?
Jack: Uhhh....no...nothing. The entire night is a blank.
Jill: Drink this. You're gonna need a liquor lobotomy.
When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.
2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy
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The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.
"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)
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