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Male cameltoe, caused by wearing pants that are too tight.
Scott's pants are so tight you can see his lobster claw.
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A deformity of the hand,which leaves the person so afflicted with fused fingers and an opposable thumb, making the hand thereby resembling the claw of a lobster
"I can't shake his hand, what, with that lobster claw of his?!"
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Derived from the ancient Greek practice of male on male fellatio with one small catch (or pinch); the male giving the fellatio must reach around the asshole and gently (or violently depending on the mood) insert hand/instrument (lobster claw) into anal cavity.Usually results in 3-4 hours of heavy bleeding from the anus.
After giving Lizzy a Rusty Piccolo I proceeded to give Jim a Lobster Claw until he bled to death.
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the female equivalent of teabagging.
she knocked me down, and dropped her pants. i was thinking "oh yeah", but then she straight sat on my forehead and lobster-clawed me.
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an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.
"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."
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When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.
I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.
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