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You explain yourself too many times to too many people and it just feels like you’ve talked too much and you’re stuck repeating it
I’ve explained my problems to everyone and now I feel lockjaw
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Giving a blowjob to a dude behind Denny's with a mouthfull of silver dollar pancakes.
Marsy enjoyed his Moons Over My-Hammy at Denny's, but was more excited about his to-go order of flapjacks and the impending Hingham Lockjaw he was about to experience.
When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.
Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
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When one removes their dentures and uses them as nipple clamps on the other person.
Betsie Ross bit her lip and showed a hint of a smile as General Washington removed his wooden teeth and clamped them down on her nipples. The Lockjaw Treatment was something Martha just didn't understand.
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When you are horny and want to have sex but your vagina "slams shut". Your sexual partner can't fit anything maybe a finger in there.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.
"Babe why is your vagina so tight I thought you wanted sex? I can barely fit my finger in there"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"
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A common occurrence in the Arkansas valley of Colorado where a man receives oral pleasure from his significant other and she overdosed on PCP and gets lockjaw, nearly ripping the man’s penis off.
Damn bro, you see how Brad was walking today?? He must of had a bad case of Cheraw Lockjaw last night and Mindy almost chewed off his meat missile
Slang for big, huge, throbbing, rock-hard cock.
On your knees baby I got your cure for lockjaw right here!
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