Locomotive

A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.

"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."

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locomotive

A person of significant ability to lead and make progress; intrinsic motivation and performance that creates unquestionable succes.

The company CEO is a locomotive; he is unstoppable and guaranteed to move the company forward.

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locomotion

A synonym for anal sex.

She's definetely a fan of the locomotion

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Louisiana Locomotive

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

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locomotive

faggot on thecorpse.com

that fuck locomotive is a fucking faggot.

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Emancipossum Locomotion

The Southern Yokel form of the name of the Emancipation Proclaimation, signed by President Lincoln in 1863. Often found being said south of the Mason-Dixon line. (The Southern U.S)

But officer, I'se free. Ain't you done heard about the Emancipossum Locomotion?

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Richard Locomotion

Richard Locomotion (rɪʧərd ˌloʊkəˈmoʊʃən)
is a word synonymous to the phrase, "dick move"
Dick is usually the nickname given to people who are named Richard--
Locomotion is a synonym to the word move (movement)--
Hence, Dick move = Richard locomotion

Wow, he just tripped that old man, dick move, man.
I say, that chap has just purposefully done an action that led to that elderly citizen stumbling and falling down, richard locomotion, sir.