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A failed attempt at a Dutch Oven which results in the culprit shitting the bed with the victim still under the sheets.
I tried to give the wife a Dutch Oven, but i tried to hard and gave her a Log Cabin
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The act of re-using a condom.
Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Two Guys at a Party:
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!
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When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."
We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
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A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
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1. (n) Slang word for taking a shit that builds upon itself as you shit out more and more
Be right back guys, I gotta go build a log cabin
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I've got to go to the bathroom to build an underwater log cabin
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A group of homosexual Americans:
1. who seek to advance the rights of gays in the USA by becoming members of and working for the victory of a political party devoted in large measure to ending all rights for homosexual Americans;
2. devoted to self-destructive irony.
"Hello! I'm Milt, and I'm here for the Republican Victory Party!"
"Great Milt! Welcome! I've got you registered right here! What GOP group was that again?"
"Log Cabin Republicans!"
"Fantastic, Milt! Why don't you go with those two officers there and they'll escort you off the premises! By the way, if you have natural, adopted or foster kids, please write down their names on this card so that Social Services can take them."
"WHAT?!?"
"Milt, it's not my damned fault if you're too stupid to read the policy papers and legislation. NEXT!"
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