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synonomous for "melon"; unbelievably, preposterously large 556 DDD- sized tittays
That girl has large lohans....ALL right....
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verb, lo·han, lo·han·ed, lo·han·ing
- Verb (used with object)
1) to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by subterfuge
- Check out my new bling! I just lohaned this Rollie from my bestie.
- I loaned you my necklace, I didn't lohan it to you.
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a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.
b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.
Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.
Antonym: Duffs
Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?
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To get drunk, sauced, housed, blasted, hammered, wasted and blackout.
I completely lohaned last night, i drank way too much and don't even remember how I got home. Oh! wait... I drove, like my car into a tree!
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v. To get uterly wasted and make a fool one self. Derived from the antics of underage celebrity alcaholic, Lindsey Lohan.
Damn dude, I got Lohaned last night!!!
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a word to describe something unfortunate happening at a certain time eg a car crash or drugs
Mike: "God i've just done a lohan and crashed my car."
or
Mark: "I just snorted crack. What a lohan move!"
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A Ginger haired actress doing a backward crab walk naked. Lohans only appear during the day. they must be summoned by a husband asking his wife to imagine "L*****y Lohan doing a crab walk naked." the wife must then agree (with no persuasion) and a lohan will apear.
For a better overview of a lohan scenario, see family guy.
(husband)-Honey... i want you to imagine L*****Y Lohan doing a backward crab...................... naked.
(wife)-Why honey?
(husband)- Just do this for me ok!?
(lohan, appears naked doing a crab walk)- Hi,,, i'm a Lohan.
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