The Lon

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.

"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."

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LON

Laughing Out No

Guy #1: yo im so gay ass cheeks ahha
Guy #2: LON

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Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.

"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"

lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)

1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.

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lons

A tiny little asshole who has man titties.

I swear he has bigger titts than he he’s a lons.

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Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.

A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)

thang lon

Vietnamese curse word meaning "Pussy ass Boy"

Du ma thang lon nay

(Fuck you pussy ass boy)