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The act of wiping your wrist between your butcheeks then confidently asking the nearest person to smell your new cologne.
For best results be sure to leave your wrist moist, hot, sticky and with a slight discoloration.
Can also refer to someone, or something that smells like shit.
"Hey check out this new new cologne I got, it's called london fog."
"Do you wear London fog or something? Cus you smell like shit."
"It smells like london fog in here."
"Your breath smells like london fog."
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An instance where a substance is being smoked, whether it be cigarettes, cigars, hookah or illegal substances and a thick cloud of smoked being exhaled by another in a group happens to drift and blind another member of the group momentarily much like a thick fog on a rainy London morning
Fucking Mike took the biggest rip off of that hookah and it drifted into my face, gave me a bloody London Fog!
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To take a massive, stinky shit while someone is in the middle of a hot and steamy shower, thus creating an extremely unpleasant, thick, musty, and inesacapable shit smell throughout the bathroom.
My wife was taking a shower this morning so I decided to bless her with a london fog.
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When your partner has an ice cube in their mouth and breaths cold air on you before performing cunnilingois
Before he went down on me he gave me a cool sensation when he did a London Fog on me.
A fart in a steamy shower creating a fog like cloud that mimics the rainy and rancid city of London.
I was having a good morning till I accidentally gave myself a London Fog. Now my breakfast is coming back up.
have a girl suck you off and then turn around and fart in her face
Ill tell you one thing, that bitch wasnt expecting a London Fog in her face...that shit stank!
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When a woman is preforming the art of "salad tossing" and one's self relieves himself by releasing an excrament of his own natural gas (farts) into her mouth. Usually preforming the London Fog Horn will leave the recipiant in an irate state of mind and has been know to lead to a violent reaction.
I was watching this porno when this dude gave this bitch the "London Fog Horn" and man did she get pissed off! Man that shit was funny!
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