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Big long schlong

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021

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logan long schlong

A man or woman with the name Logan who has a massive penis

Phallon: logan has a Logan Long Schlong

Logan: yes

by OsamaBigLaden July 14, 2022

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My foot-long schlong

A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay

God its basically a third leg
What is
My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are

by Deathmaycometomorrow June 25, 2021


Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017

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long daddy schlong

Bryce's penis

You have a long daddy schlong

by Milf Licker March 14, 2017

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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

ยจI have a long schlong my dude.ยจ
ยจno you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.ยจ

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021


So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

โ€œOh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess Iโ€™m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!โ€

by Intimidatingwang August 5, 2020